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The Girls’ Guide to NFL Football: A Free Guide for Total Beginners

Seven chapters, a glossary and a cheat sheet, made to read on your phone

The short version

A free 22-page PDF that walks you through NFL football in plain English: seven chapters, a 41-term glossary and a one-page cheat sheet for game day.

I made this guide for me, and for anyone else who wants to understand the game. It’s a friendly walk-through with no jargon left unexplained and no question too basic.

Cover of The Girls’ Guide to NFL Football: a crescent moon over a football field

Who is it for?

Total beginners, and anyone who wants to know more. If you’ve ever watched a game and wondered why the whole room just cheered, why the clock keeps stopping, or what “2nd and 8” means, this one is for you.

A happy bonus: the guys in your life get a break from explaining. Next game, you’ll be the one telling them what that flag was for.

What’s inside?

  • How a game works: the field, the clock, downs and scoring
  • Who’s on the field: every position in a line or two
  • Common plays, decoded: runs, passes, blitzes and kicks
  • Penalties you’ll hear, with the ref’s signals
  • How the league works: all 32 teams, the season and the playoffs
  • How to watch, plus the glossary and some “sound smart at the party” lines
  • Picking your team, with no team pushed on you
  • A game-day cheat sheet to keep on your phone

Download the free guide (PDF)22 pages · PDF · free

Share it with a friend who’s ready for game day. 🏈

This guide is an independent fan project. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by the NFL.